Chuckle Corner is for a light hearted laugh at the world of motorcycling. Here (due to my sense of humour) I will post a selection of funny snippets from the biking world.and beyond.
FUNNY ONE LINERS
What’s the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar
Grey-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck.
Old bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone
Joke of the week
This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door.
The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, who’s covered in tattoos.
“I’d liked to join your club,” says the little old lady.
The biker is amused by this and decides to play along, telling her, “Ok, but you’ve got to meet the requirements first. Do you have a bike?”
The little old lady points to a Harley and says, “Yeah, that’s my bike there.”
The biker is surprised but says, “And do you smoke?”
The little old lady says, “Yeah, I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, and when I’m shooting pool I’ll smoke a few cigars too.”
The biker is impressed and says, “And have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says, “No, but I’ve been swung around by the nipples a few times.”